"John what is THAT?" Amy was looking at me with a very disapproving look on her face.
"What's what?" I responded as I straightened up from filling the back tire of The Bus - our Tandem bicycle - with 120lbs of air.
"Over the top of your bike shorts... you have a muffin top!"
"I do not!"
"You do too! And I expect you to do something about it, and quick."
Once I got over my initial defensiveness, I admitted to her (and myself) that after 17 years of being pretty disciplined about both my training and eating, I've allowed myself to slide a bit. OK, maybe a little more than a bit. But hey - I'm 51 years old... don't I get to back off at some point?
"No!" was Amy's response. "You have a lot of people who look to you as an example who will be as disappointed as I am, that you are backing off."
She was right, as usual... but what to do? As I rode along I realized I had both a short term and long term problem to solve.
- Short term - disguise my muffin top ASAP
- Long term - re-introduce John to something called self-restraint 🙂
Enter Bib Cycling Shorts; a man's equivalent to Spanx - control top pantyhose! Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this?
Secure that I had at least the short term issued solved, I jumped online to see what was available at Pearl iZumi and ended up buying two pairs of their $150.00 ELITE LTD Bib Shorts. Except I didn't pay $300.00. Using my ICI/PRO 40% discount they were only $90.00 each... which saved me more than the cost of a full year's subscription to ICI/PRO.
So if you find yourself facing a similar situation that could be solved (at least in the short term) with some new cycling clothes, join ICI/PRO as an annual member and you get access to everything Pearl iZumi makes at a 40% discount + 12 months of the awesome premium content we've become famous for.
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John is a member on the AFS (Association of Fitness Studios) Advisory Council.
Holding certifications from; Schwinn, Heart Zones, Team ICG and Life Time Fitness, John's held regularly scheduled cycling classes between 1998 and 2015 when he moved to Florida.
When the weather permits, you'll find him riding and leading outdoor groups by himself or with his Tandem partner (wife) Amy.
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LOL – Amy & John the next Burns and Allen… for those of us John’s age (also with muffing tops) that can remember George Burns and Gracie Allen.
Thanks for the laugh and the discount.