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The Wahoo Fitness PLUGGR is the first ever Bluetooth 4.0 enabled suppository motion sensor. It can measure and track your heart rate, motion, body temperature, and digestive regularity.

A few common uses

Features include:

• Health metrics sent directly to your smart phone via Bluetooth 4.0 technology.
• Measure digestive health by tracking the frequency, severity, and composition of bowel movements. No more dehydration or constipation!
• Vibration alerts and electrical stimulus for call, email, and text notification. Reduce the risk of your phone falling in the toilet on bathroom breaks!
• Special “race mode” featuring BCU (bowel control unit) for pre-race load lightening and race emergency control response.

Get the Wahoo PLUGGR today and enjoy full body tracking in a sleek, soft form!*

I can imagine it would take awhile to get used to “wearing” the PLUGGR, but it sure would be convenient… don't you think?

Yes, of course; April Fools! Wahoo Fitness sent this out today. Pretty clever idea 🙂

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John

Host of the Indoor Cycle Instructor Podcast - the #1 Internet radio show for and about Spinning / Indoor Cycling Instructors and Cycling Studio owners.
John is a member on the AFS (Association of Fitness Studios) Advisory Council.
Holding certifications from; Schwinn, Heart Zones, Team ICG and Life Time Fitness, John's held regularly scheduled cycling classes between 1998 and 2015 when he moved to Florida.
When the weather permits, you'll find him riding and leading outdoor groups by himself or with his Tandem partner (wife) Amy.

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